The Smallville To-do Lists: Another Set The Smallville To-do Lists: Another Set by Future of Fandom Inspired by LaCasta's To-Do Lists. Written by ME's Future of Fandom. Another set of "To-Do lists", found in the vicinity of Smallville during the tornado clean-up. Clark Kent: End world hunger Solve problems in Middle East Find cure for AIDS See psychiatrist on Lex's recommendation (why?) Dodge Chloe & Wall of Weird Lana Lang: Buy lipgloss Pale Pink #289, collection almost complete Pretend not to notice Clark stalking (smile at him again?) Get another round of Botox--expressions not important Lex Luthor: Send order for untraceable poisons-poss. anthrax? Execute corporate takeover. Ah, chores. Hack into Fort Knox-need spare change Give Enrique a raise-he's good for business Chloe Sullivan: Buy hair spray-this hair WILL behave, if it's the last thing I do! Find way to get Clark on Wall of Weird (subtly) Interview Lex Luthor again--find skeletons in Luthor closet Pete Ross: Get rid of (kill?) Clark and take his place as hero Force scriptwriters to give lines at gunpoint Get a second date Lionel Luthor: Buy new crimson satin suit, or remove burn marks Sharpen trident Conquer West Africa (before lunch) Conquer rest of Africa (after lunch) Order truckload of hair oil Jonathan Kent: Find little book of cliches Read 'How to Preach a Sermon' Write fables Martha Kent: Burn Jonathan's little book of cliches Send Clark to psychiatrist for Superman complex (Lex recommended, don't tell Jonathan) Invite Chloe over on Clark's behalf Confiscate telescope If you enjoyed this story, please send feedback to Future of Fandom Also, why not join Level Three, the Smallville all-fic list? Back Level Three Records Room