The Smallville To-do Lists: Another Set     The Smallville To-do Lists:
Another Set

 by Future of Fandom

 Inspired by LaCasta's To-Do Lists. Written by ME's Future of Fandom. 

 

  

 Another set of "To-Do lists", found in the vicinity of Smallville during
the tornado clean-up. 

 Clark Kent: 

 End world hunger
 Solve problems in Middle East
 Find cure for AIDS
 See psychiatrist on Lex's recommendation (why?) Dodge Chloe & Wall of
Weird 

 Lana Lang: 

 Buy lipgloss Pale Pink #289, collection almost complete Pretend not to
notice Clark stalking (smile at him again?) Get another round of
Botox--expressions not important 

 Lex Luthor: 

 Send order for untraceable poisons-poss. anthrax? Execute corporate
takeover. Ah, chores. Hack into Fort Knox-need spare change
 Give Enrique a raise-he's good for business 

 Chloe Sullivan: 

 Buy hair spray-this hair WILL behave, if it's the last thing I do! Find
way to get Clark on Wall of Weird (subtly) Interview Lex Luthor
again--find skeletons in Luthor closet 

 Pete Ross: 

 Get rid of (kill?) Clark and take his place as hero Force scriptwriters
to give lines at gunpoint Get a second date 

 Lionel Luthor: 

 Buy new crimson satin suit, or remove burn marks Sharpen trident
 Conquer West Africa (before lunch) 
 Conquer rest of Africa (after lunch)
 Order truckload of hair oil 

 Jonathan Kent: 

 Find little book of cliches
 Read 'How to Preach a Sermon'
 Write fables 

 Martha Kent: 

 Burn Jonathan's little book of cliches
 Send Clark to psychiatrist for Superman complex (Lex recommended, don't
tell Jonathan)
 Invite Chloe over on Clark's behalf
 Confiscate telescope	
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