The Smallville To-do Lists	  The Smallville To-do Lists

 by LaCasta

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 Among the many repercussions of the tornadoes in "Tempest," several
papers were scattered among the streets, including various "to do" lists. 

 Jonathan Kent: 

 Make hay (while the sun shines).
 Go to the library, but don't judge books by covers. Look, then leap. 

 Clark Kent: 

 Polish telescope eyepiece.
 Look up phone tapping on the Internet.
 Figure out who sent copy of "Stalking for Dummies" and why. 

 Chloe Sullivan: 

 Past class picture of Clark next to definition of "clueless" in every
dictionary in school library. Solve Kennedy assassination, Coral Castle
construction, Hoffa disappearance, alleged cattle mutilations, and Bell
Witch incidents. All using little green rocks theory. Practice with
fitness routine of 50 head tilts. 

 Pete Ross: 

 Learn sign language.
 Become a mime.
 Find some other way to get a word in during the show without actually
getting lines since the chances of that happening are about as high as
somebody realizing that meteors are, by definition, rocks, so "meteor
rocks" is rather redundant. 

 Lex Luthor: 

 Send copies of "Conspiring and plotting for Dummies" to all the villains
of the week. If book isn't written, hire somebody to write it. Norman
Mailer? Destroy Fabio.
 Sneak into father's office before important meeting with competitors,
replace all books with copies of the Chicken Soup series, Baby Sitters
Club, and bodice rippers. Claim "plausible deniability."   
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