by Future of Fandom
Another set of "To-Do lists", found in the vicinity of Smallville during the tornado clean-up.
End world hunger
Solve problems in Middle East
Find cure for AIDS
See psychiatrist on Lex's recommendation (why?) Dodge Chloe & Wall of Weird
Buy lipgloss Pale Pink #289, collection almost complete Pretend not to notice Clark stalking (smile at him again?) Get another round of Botox--expressions not important
Send order for untraceable poisons-poss. anthrax?
Execute corporate takeover. Ah, chores.
Hack into Fort Knox-need spare change
Give Enrique a raise-he's good for business
Buy hair spray-this hair WILL behave, if it's the last thing I do! Find way to get Clark on Wall of Weird (subtly) Interview Lex Luthor again--find skeletons in Luthor closet
Get rid of (kill?) Clark and take his place as hero Force scriptwriters to give lines at gunpoint Get a second date
Buy new crimson satin suit, or remove burn marks
Conquer West Africa (before lunch)
Conquer rest of Africa (after lunch)
Order truckload of hair oil
Find little book of cliches
Read 'How to Preach a Sermon'
Burn Jonathan's little book of cliches
Send Clark to psychiatrist for Superman complex (Lex recommended, don't tell Jonathan)
Invite Chloe over on Clark's behalf
Also, why not join
Level Three, the Smallville all-fic list?