Choose Lex. Choose seduction. Choose eyefucking virgin farmboys in public places. Choose sexy bald billionaires. Choose a huge fuck-off castle in the middle of Kansas. Choose style. Choose black leather. Choose overt phallic imagery. Choose flirting. Choose a destiny. Choose million dollar sports cars. Choose falling in love with your underage male best friend. Choose contempt towards 99% of the world and a closet full of skeletons. Choose Latin. Choose ancient Greek history as life guidance. Choose murderous ex-wives employed by your father. Choose subtext and sex in haylofts. Choose an obsession. Choose Lucifer as a father. Choose a friendship of legends. Choose sex on a stick. Choose anyone but Lana. Choose Lex.